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Three older men are outside talking together while drinking their coffee.  Bob and Sam are doing the talking.

people talking together while drinking coffee

By Judy Kingsberry 

LOCKS, LIGHTS, AND MISCELLANEOUS

1.    Abus Granit Extreme 59 U-Lock, 10″/16 mm,  Security level 20 

  by Abus  

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Bob:   I have to call my wife soon.
Sam:  What for? You know her already!
Bob:   True, but do you think I can read her mind?
Sam:  Ah, ah, ah, ah, maybe.
Bob:   I’ll call her in private. Your mind is easily read!

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2.   ABUS Granit X-Plus 540/160 HB 300, 12″ – U-Lock   

         bAbus                          

 

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Bob:   Do you know how to find the link to order these jeans?
Sam:  I click on the red thing. But, I don’t see a red thing.
Bob:   What am I going to do with you? A link is in blue letters.
Sam:  Ah, ah, ah, ah, I seee it! See you later.

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3.     Abus Granit Extreme Plus 59 Chain Lock (12mm X 140cm)

           by Abus

  
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Bob:   Sam, why the sad face?
Sam:  Amazon is giving me a headache.
Bob:   Amazon gives products; not headaches.
Sam:  Oh, then I do not have a headache.
Bob:   More coffee please. Or else, I’ll have a headache.

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4.   Kryptonite Evolution Series-4 1090 Integrated Chain Bicycle Lock Bike Lock (35.5″)

           by Kryptonite

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Bob:   How old are you, Sam?
Sam:  I am 45 years old.
Bob:   Well, act like it and click the b-l-u-e link to buy these jeans.

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5.    FOLDYLOCK Compact Bike Lock | Extreme Bike Lock – Heavy Duty Bicycle Security ChainLock, Steel Bars| Carrying Case Included| Unfolds to 85cm / 33.5” | Weight 2.2lb

For  “foldylock

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Bob:   My finger hurts?
Sam:  What happened?
Bob:   You were there when you closed the door on my hand.
Sam:  So, that was the reason you were crying.
Bob:   Oh, go away!

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6.   NiteRider Lumina OLED 1100 Boost LED Bike Light

         by NiteRider

 

   

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Bob:   I am hungry. I am going to call and order a pizza.
Sam:  Can we call Amazon and get the jeans the same way?
Bob:   Go ahead and try it.
Sam:  Mmmmm. No, I like looking here and clicking on the blue thing.

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8.    Night Eyes-Ultra Bright 500 Lumen XML-T6 LED Bicycle headlight-Extremely Bright LED Flashlight -Fit All Bike – with Free Aluminum Taillight Bonus-Easy Install No Need Tool-2 PACK

    by Night Eyes

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Sam:   I love Amazon. That’s why I am sad!
Bob:   What’s to love? Don’t you love buying all those Amazon products?
Sam:  Yeah! And the prices were fine.
Bob:   Well then?
Sam:  They just quickly send me the items, but they don’t tell me that they love me.
Bob:   I give up.

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9.   Ultra Bright Bike Light Blitzu Cyborg 168T USB Rechargeable Bicycle Tail Light. Red High-Intensity Rear LED Accessories Fits On Any Road Bikes, Helmets. Easy To Install for Cycling Safety Flashlight

by BLITZU

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Bob:    I have to help my grandson with his Algebra.
Sam:  I am great with math. 2x plus 2x equals 4y.
Bob:   I see. Where did you find the ‘y’?
Sam:  The teacher said that x equals y.
Bob:   I’ll have to remember that.

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10.   Planet Bike Bottle Blinky Bike Side Light

        by Planet Bike

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Bob:   Ha,ha,ha,ha. bike, bottle, blinky. What a name!
Sam:  I like the name, bike, bottle, blinky.
Bob:   I hope ‘b-b-b‘ works.
Sam:  Everything works on Amazon.
Bob:  You are right. The name works too. Ha, ha, ha!

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11.   Kryptonite Bicycle Security Gravity WheelNutz Bike Lock (M10)

      by  Kryptonite

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Bob:   I told my friend that it isn’t necessary to give a gift to show you care.
Sam:  If I told my friend that, he would use that as an excuse to not buy me anything.
Bob:   What’s wrong with that, if he cares about you.
Sam:  I would rather have a gift from Amazon.
Bob:   I love gifts too.

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       by Kryptonite
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Bob:   Sometimes, I miss working now that I have retired.
Sam:  Me too. I miss taking a sneak at the candy. Or is it swipe?
Bob:   No, you stole the candy.
Sam:  Oh, no. I didn’t know that!
Bob:   I give up. I have to stop saying that.

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13.   Pinhead Bicycle Locking Skewer Set, 4 Piece

By Pinhead

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Bob:   I really like shopping online.
Sam:  Amazon was a friend of mine in school.
Bob:   You not only steel, but you lie too.
Sam:  How did you know I was lying? I just wanted to hear what you would say.
Bob:   I heard you. How old are you?
Sam:  I’m in my middle 40’s.
Bob:   Act like it!

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14.    Pinhead M9 & M10 Solid Axle Wheel Lock

           by Pinhead

bike wheel pins N 9 & N 10 wheel lock for bike wheels
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Bob:   I love my wife because she is kind, independent, and funny.
Andy:  I love my wife because she is never angry and she’s a good cook.
Bob:   What about you, Sam? Why do you love your wife?
Sam:   I don’t know. I can’t think of anything.
Andy Get a grip.

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15.    LED Reflective Belt – USB Rechargeable – High Visibility Gear for Running, Walking & Cycling – Fits Women, Men & Kids – Fully Adjustable & Lightweight – Safer Than a Reflective Vest – Green, Red, Blue

by Illumiseen

LED Reflective Belt rechargeable and multipurposeComparison with the LED Reflective belt

 

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Bob:   I am going to buy my grand daughter a stuffed animal.
Sam:  I’m not going to give anything to my grandson.
Bob:   Why is that?
Sam:  If I don’t buy him anything, he will tell his mom then she will do something nice for me.
Bob:   Why does she do that?
Sam:   I guess, it is a way for me to get something for my grandson.
Bob:   Sounds good.
Sam:   If I don’t, she’ll bop me on my head. She gets upset sometimes. She says, “I give up.”
Bob:   I know that feeling.

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16.     Thousand Adult Anti-Theft Guarantee Bike Helm

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Bob:   When we were young, we had the card index to help us find books.
Sam:  You have to go online now.
Bob:   It was difficult, but I like looking for things and holding the books in my hand.
Sam:  That part was okay. But, I don’t miss going to the library. I always hated going.
Bob:  Why was that?
Sam:  I always had a library fine. When I went up to the desk to pay, those ladies would scowl at me. I dreaded seeing them.
Bob:   But, there are still libraries with librarians working there.
Sam:  I did not know that.  That figures, right?

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17.     Giro Sutton Helmet

 
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Bob:   I loved sports when I was in high school. Did you play any sports?
Sam:  I had to study the health classes.
Bob:   No, I mean playing football or something like that.
Sam: I studied and played pool.
Bob:   That figures, but you really play some cool pool.

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18.     Critical Cycles Classic Commuter Bike/Skate/Multi-Sport cm-1 Helmet with 10 Vents

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Bob:   It’s going to rain tomorrow.
Sam:  I’d better get my muffler.
Bob:  That will keep the rain off your head, do you think?
Sam It should. It is long and it is blue.
Bob:   That’ll help.

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19.     Lumos Smart Bike Helmet Wireless Turn Signal Handlebar Remote Built-in Motion Sensor – 70 LEDs on Front, Rear Sides – CPSC CE Certified Cycling Helmet Lumma System: https://goo.gl/hBnXH6
by Lumos

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Bob:   What’s that look? Do you have a question?
Sam No, I was thinking about the book I read last night.
Bob:   What was the name of it?
Sam:  Alice in Wonderland.
Bob:   It’s a great book.
Sam:  I didn’t know that. I thought it was a little boring.
Bob:   That figures.

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20.    RideAir – The Effortless Air Pump. Portable Air Can for Bike Tires and Tubeless Seating

         by RideAir

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Sam:  Do you know what its like to wash the dinner dishes?
Bob:   No, I don’t.
Sam:  You scrub the dishes; you leave water on the floor; the mop stinks; you have to clean
the mop; you drop a dish; you sweep the floor for tiny glass; you miss your TV programs; you think you have finished but you found a plate from the night before; your wife come into the kitchen; she wants me to hurry; I finish; I want to go to bed; I am so tired, I sleep without dreams.

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21.    Co2 Cartridge Adapter Bike Tool Inflator Paintball Station Remote – 1PCs

Bob:   I decided to give you the YouTube instructions on the use of this Air-Inflation System.  It looks complicated, but it isn’t really.

Sam:   He looks like me when I was young.   Okay, Okay, I’ll listen.  Thanks, Bob.

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Bob:   I decided to show you a YouTube video about ‘how to use the Inflation System’. 
Sam:  What do I do at the end of the video?
Bob:   Ignore it. It will come back to the beginning.
Sam:  You sure do know your stuff.

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22.   Zackees Award Winning LED Turn Signal Cycling Gloves with 4 Rechargeable Coincell Batteries + Charger,  Leather Palm

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Bob:   Why do you look so happy, Sam?
Sam:  I decided to buy a bike.
Bob:   That’s great! Why did you decide to buy a bike?
Sam:  So I can use the turn-signal gloves on Amazon.
Bob:   Those are good too.

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23.    SmartHalo – Bike Smarter | Smart Bike Accessory Cycling Computer With Light, GPS & Navigation, Anti-Theft Alarm, Fitness Tracker, Speedometer, Odometer, and Assistant | Base Mount and Key Included

by SmartHalo

Sam and I loved this ‘SmartHalo’ as well as the others.  I hope you will read my Post called, “Cool cycling gadgets.”  The Posts will include these scripts.  I had fun with them.   Then, the cyclist must have the clothes that will make him/her as comfortable as a commuter should expect from the makers of these products.

I hope all of you have considered some of these ‘accessories’.  The “Best Commuter Bikes” is another Page that goes with these items.

My best,  Judith@findmejeans.com  Please read the Post articles.  You will find them entertaining and helpful.  Be sure you make a comment at the end of each of the stories.

Do not forget.  Protect your bike.  Buy two or even three different types of locks with the different brands.  This is so important to me that you do so.  I say this not because of the commissions, but to get rid of the thief by not having such an easy bike to steel!

Thief getting ready to steel a bike

My best, Owner of the Website, findmejeans.com

Sam is surprised that it’s time to stop and go home.

This drawing depicted a baffled man

 

 

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